Sir Screwloose

(A Blog)

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drunkonfanfiction:

neverenoughspookyscaryskeletons:

drunkonfanfiction:

soundlessdancer:

drunkonfanfiction:

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

You’re* Obviously you’re not a nerd.

r u insulting jesus christ our lord and savior maam 

Sorry but I can’t hear you over Luci poaring me tea.

*pouring. Obviously you’re not a nerd.

I’m not a nerd I’m an almost-geek.

Somebody trapped Bill Cipher in a water bottle

drunkonfanfiction:

neverenoughspookyscaryskeletons:

drunkonfanfiction:

soundlessdancer:

drunkonfanfiction:

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

You’re* Obviously you’re not a nerd.

r u insulting jesus christ our lord and savior maam 

Sorry but I can’t hear you over Luci poaring me tea.

*pouring. Obviously you’re not a nerd.

I’m not a nerd I’m an almost-geek.

Somebody trapped Bill Cipher in a water bottle

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rasec-wizzlbang:

oscob:

nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

how the fuck did you burn down the locker while you were in it?

lockers are made of metal

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owning-my-truth:

More than 4,000 Africans have died from Ebola and the crisis is continuing to escalate, grow and spiral out of control, displacing tens of thousands, killing entire families and instilling fear into the day to day lives of millions of people in West Africa and all white people care about is their fucking chocolate. Fuck Bill Tomson (@BillTomson4 on Twitter), white liberals and Politico (@Politico on Twitter) for this disgusting, racist trash.

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whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

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lisipuska:

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ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

lisipuska

spider material for roleplay, y/y

omgosh adorable babbus

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